S'mores energy balls

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Happy national s'mores day everyone! While I love a real s'more, I don't dig activities that include both my toddler and fire, so we're sticking with this faux, somewhat healthier version. Also, these energy balls can be packed in a lunchbox (after subbing the nuts for pumpkin or sunflower seeds if necessary).

Your kids' teachers and counselors will thank you for skipping the sticky marshmallows and melted chocolate.

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These balls start as your basic date, cocoa powder, nut, and chia seed energy ball. And if s'mores aren't your thing, you can absolutely stick with this base and have a delicious treat.

But, since it's summer and who doesn't want a s'more or something a little special, I like to stick some lightly toasted marshmallows in the middle and coat the outside in graham cracker crumbs. A couple of easy swaps here make this free of gluten, dairy, nuts, eggs, and soy. (Look for soy-free marshmallows; gluten-free graham crackers; and, as I said before, swap the nuts for pumpkin or sunflower seeds.)

One note about the toasted marshmallows: Since they're so small, toasting them makes them a bit crunchy. You can absolutely use untoasted marshmallows to have that soft texture in the center, but to me, the taste of slightly burned sugar is more s'more-like. I also like a little bit of crunch in the middle of a soft energy ball anyway.

 

A note about the graham cracker coating: If you can, store the crushed graham crackers in an air-tight container and roll the balls right before eating. Otherwise, the crumbs can get soft.

So many texture issues!

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S'mores energy balls

12 medjool dates
½ cup cashews (I like to use roasted, lightly salted cashews)
2-3 Tbsp cocoa powder (depending on how chocolate-y you like things)
2-3 tsp water
1 tbsp chia seeds
Pinch of kosher salt
15 mini marshmallows
5 graham crackers

Pit the dates and place them in a large food processor. Add the cashews (or seeds, if using), cocoa powder, chia seeds, and 2 teaspoons of water. Blend until the mixture starts to form a large ball, about 3-4 minutes. If your mixture won't come together in a large ball with the machine running, add the final teaspoon and blend until you have a large ball.

On a parchment-lined baking sheet, place your mini marshmallows so that none are touching. Toast them in an oven or toasted oven heated to 400 for about 1-2 minutes. The regular oven will toast the marshmallows very quickly, so watch them like a hawk. You can even leave the door open slightly to make sure that the marshmallows don’t burn too quickly. The toaster oven is somewhat easier to control, but you still have to watch the marshmallows very closely.

Place the graham crackers into a large bag and crush them with your hands, a rolling pin, or a heavy can.

To make the balls, measure out a slightly heaping tablespoon of the date and chocolate mixture. With wet hands, roll the mixture into a ball. Make a large hole in the center and add three toasted marshmallows. Fold the mixture over the marshmallows and roll into a ball again.

Roll each ball in the crushed graham crackers.

Yield: 10 energy balls

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Boneyard bark

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Halloween, guys. I truly didn't realize how weird this holiday is until I tried explaining it to a toddler. Luckily he's satisfied with "It's pretend" when he asks about skeletons and ghosts, but if he ever asks "Pretend, what?" I will not have sufficient answers. Pretend dead people whose spirits hang around and scare the living? NOPE. Shut it down.

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Apparently, I really gravitate toward graveyards and skeletons for Halloween (and other holidays). Exhibit A: This healthy graveyard from last year. Next year, no bones. 

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So, this "boneyard bark" is slightly more appropriate for the older set since it might require more explanation than you're willing to give to your small person. But M digs the yogurt pretzels, so we focused on that aspect.

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This bark is so easy and a great last-minute party treat. If you have a Michael's or a Target in your neighborhood, you can probably get everything there. The most complicated part is getting the bones together, but it's not actually complicated

For the bones:
1/2 cup white chocolate chips
1 tsp coconut oil
Pretzel sticks
Mini marshmallows
 

First, melt the white chocolate and coconut oil in the microwave. Heat it for 10 seconds at a time, stopping and mixing after each 10-second burst until melted.

Prep a cookie sheet with a piece of parchment paper and clean out space in your fridge to chill the bones.

Next, cut your pretzel stick in half.

For each 1/2 pretzel stick, you'll need one mini marshmallow. Cut the marshmallows into four smaller squares and roll each 1/4 marshmallow between your thumb and forefinger to make it into a small circle.

Dip one end of the 1/2 pretzel into the melted chocolate and place on the parchment paper. Carefully stick two of the 1/4 marshmallows onto the chocolate and hold for a few seconds to set. Lift the pretzel with the stuck-on marshmallows and move them about 1/2 an inch to remove some of the extra chocolate before chilling. You'll have to keep your fingers on the marshmallows so that they don't fall off while moving.

Chill in the fridge for 10 minutes.

Repeat above steps on the other side of the pretzel and chill for another 10 minutes.

Reheat your chocolate slightly (5 seconds) and stir.

Dip the whole pretzel and marshmallow bone into the white chocolate with a fork and gently tap on the side of your bowl to let the extra chocolate drip off. Move back to the fridge and chill for 10 more minutes.

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For the ribs and skeleton bones: 
Yogurt covered pretzels (whatever you think you'll need and then extras because they break in the cutting)

Saw the yogurt pretzels in half with a sharp knife and take off a little bit of the middle nubbin that's left between the pretzel's two arches. These arches will be the ribs. The bottom half of the pretzel can be the pelvis and any pieces that break off (and lots will, don't worry about it) can be used to make the arms or legs.

Set aside the cut pretzels.

For the bark:
2 cups chocolate chips (any combination of semi-sweet, milk, and dark chocolate)
1 tsp coconut oil
Candy eyes (optional)
Candy bones (optional)

Melt the chocolate and coconut oil in the microwave, stirring after each 10-second burst until everything is melted.

Gather your toppings.

Pour the melted chocolate onto a fresh piece of parchment paper on a cookie sheet and spread into a thin layer (but not too thin). Place your pretzel bones, pretzel ribs, candy eyes, and candy bones (if using) onto the warm chocolate. Once you feel satisfied with your arrangement, chill for at least one hour, but up to 24 hours in the fridge.

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Boneyard bark | Me & the Moose. This boneyard bark is easy and cute for classroom parties, playdates, or just a Halloween treat. #meandthemoose #halloween #bark #boneyardbark #chocolate #marshmallows #pretzels